gm, frens. Minting is LIVE β¦ Season 95
Mint your Slopfest #95 ticket as an NFT
5,000 algorithmically generated tickets for Five Thousand Days of Content. Each one unique. Each one on the blockchain. Each one, statistically, beige. Utility: access to Slopfest #95.1
3,127 / 5,000 minted
Max 3 per wallet. Max 0 per person without a wallet. WAGMI.
β Right-click save as is theft. The JPEG is on the blockchain. Well, a link to the JPEG is. The JPEG is on a server in Simmering.
The art is generated
Created with the hottest slop tech of 2021: DALLΒ·E. It made an avocado armchair and we have not slept since.
The lore
An artist made one picture a day for 5,000 days and sold the collage for $69 million. Vindication.
The committee found its own archive of 5,000 daily doodles, drawn by Hermine Pospischil in the margins of the minutes between 1927 and 1987, and minted them as one NFT. It did not sell for $69 million. It did not sell. It remains the festival's most valuable asset, on paper and on the blockchain and nowhere else.
π 5,000 doodles, 1 token, 0 bids
βThe road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom.β
β William Blake
Rarity traits
Every ticket is assembled from hand-picked traits. By hand we mean a Python script. By picked we mean random.
| Trait | Value | Holders | Tier |
|---|---|---|---|
| Background | Beige | 87% | Common |
| Eyes | Six | 3.1% | Rare |
| Fingers | 7 (it is AI) | 99.2% | Common |
| Mouth | Melting | 12% | Uncommon |
| Hat | Too many hats | 0.9% | Legendary |
| Text | "SOLPFEST" | 68% | Common |
| Watermark | Partially visible | 44% | Common |
| Holding | A Melange that is also a hand | 0.5% | Legendary |
Rarity is calculated by our rarity bot, which is also a trait (0.0%).
Roadmap
We are so early. We are still early. It is possible to be too early. gm.
- 10%
Slopcord opens β
Server goes live. Everyone says gm. Nobody says anything else. Perfect launch.
- 25%
Chirper Spaces β
Nightly audio rooms at 3 am about "the vision". The vision is still loading.
- 50%
Metaverse Heuriger
We bought land in the metaverse. It is 4 pixels in a virtual Grinzing. The wine is also virtual.
- 75%
$SLOP airdrop
Holders of 2017 SLOPCOIN receive exactly as much as they received in 2017.
- 100%
???
Possibly an event. Our DAO is voting on whether Punsch counts as utility.
Join the community
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- degen_hansi Today at 19:42
gm - 0xMitzi.eth Today at 19:42
gm - wagmi_ferdl Today at 19:42
gm fren β - anon4821 Today at 19:42
wen mint - SlopMod π‘ Today at 19:42
β reminder: we will NEVER dm you first. also gm - Schurli.eth Today at 19:42
minted 3, all of them have six eyes, is this good - degen_hansi Today at 19:42
ser that is LEGENDARY - oma_resi Today at 19:42
Is this where I buy the ticket for the Belvedere thing - wagmi_ferdl Today at 19:42
ser this is a WΓΌrstelstand - 0xMitzi.eth Today at 19:42
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