Official merch
Sold out since 1927.
Everything is out of stock. It always has been.
- Sold out
Back 
Front The T-Shirt
€27· sold outCat on the chest, the full Slopfest on the back.
View details → - Sold out
Back Front The Hoodie
€59· sold outSame prints. For when the context window gets cold.
View details → - Sold out
The Sticker Pack
€5· sold outFive stickers. Cursed on both sides.
View details →
Restock expected after Slopfest #100. Or never. The committee is still voting.