28.11.2026

Slopfest #92 · 2018 · Vienna

Portrait of a Blurry Gentleman

An AI portrait sold at Christie's for $432,500, signed with a math formula. We signed ours 'probably'.

#92Photographer forgot to remove the lens cap. Twice.
Gilt-framed GAN portrait of a smudged gentleman, signed with a loss function, auction card beside it: 'SLOPFEST #92, Lot 1, 43 euros'

Museum status: Listed as "priceless" (nobody would name a price).

Venue
Dorotheum, the auction hall
Attendance
52,600
Fun fact
88 portraits, 88 blurry men, 43 euros top bid

What happened

Six days after the Christie's sale, the committee auctioned its own machine-made portraits, each of a gentleman who was mostly smudge. The top lot went for 43 euros and a Käsekrainer. The buyer asked for a certificate of authenticity and got one signed with the loss function, which he has framed and cannot read.

“Good artists copy, great artists steal.”

— attributed to Pablo Picasso

Elsewhere in 2018

Christie's auctions 'Portrait of Edmond de Belamy', a GAN-generated image by the collective Obvious, for $432,500.

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