28.11.2026

Slopfest #18 · Autumn 1948 · Vienna

The First Language Model

Shannon built fake English out of word statistics. The committee had been doing it in speeches since 1927.

#18Image withheld pending a lawsuit from the Sachertorte people.
Kodachrome slide in its cardboard mount: a top hat of word slips on a café table, a unicycle leaning behind, mount stamped SLOPFEST #18

Museum status: Insured for more than the building it is kept in.

Venue
Café Landtmann, by the newspaper rack
Attendance
177
Guest of honour
Claude Shannon (arrived on a unicycle and measured the keynote at 43 bits)
Fun fact
1 speech, 43 bits of information

What happened

The opening speech was assembled by drawing words from a hat, weighted by how often Dr. Kranzl had used them before. It was indistinguishable from his previous speeches. Claude Shannon, who arrived on a unicycle, calculated that it contained almost no information. Kranzl called it deeply moving, and the hat wrote the program for the next four years.

Elsewhere in 1948

Claude Shannon publishes 'A Mathematical Theory of Communication', founding information theory and sampling English from word statistics.

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