28.11.2026

Slopfest #17 · Summer 1948 · Vienna

Twenty-Three Minutes a Side

A new record held more than twenty minutes of music per side. Our speeches got longer at once.

#17Photo lost in the Great Slop Flood.
12-inch record sleeve, square: 'SLOPFEST #17: Greatest Speeches, Vol. 1' over a photo of a lectern surrounded by empty chairs

Museum status: On view by appointment. Appointments not available.

Venue
Musikverein, the Brahms hall
Attendance
183
Guest of honour
Louis Armstrong (held one note for the whole of side A)
Fun fact
46 minutes of speeches, 14 copies sold

What happened

The committee pressed its own long-playing record containing every speech ever given at Slopfest. Side A held the opening addresses, side B the closing ones, and nobody could tell them apart. Louis Armstrong, in town for a concert, played along with a single note for the whole of side A. It remains the committee's best-selling record, having sold 14 copies.

Elsewhere in 1948

Columbia Records introduces the 12-inch long-playing record, with more than 20 minutes of music per side.

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