28.11.2026

Slopfest #14 · Autumn 1946 · Vienna

Eleven Winners, No Losers

The first Cannes festival gave its top prize to eleven films at once. We gave ours to everyone.

#14The AI refused to restore it on moral grounds.
Award certificate with a gold-foil seal, close-up: 'GRAND PRIX, SLOPFEST #14' made out to 'the coat rack', signed J. Cocteau

Museum status: Pending acquisition by a museum of modern art. Pending since the day it was made.

Venue
Burg Kino, all screens at once
Attendance
171
Guest of honour
Jean Cocteau (presented every prize, including one to the coat rack)
Fun fact
40 films, 40 Grand Prix, 1 coat rack honoured

What happened

Guests were asked to bring a film, and 40 of them did, mostly holiday footage. All 40 were projected at the same time onto one wall, and all 40 won the Grand Prix. Jean Cocteau presented the awards and added one for the coat rack, which he felt had been overlooked. The trophy was a Kaiserschmarrn in a picture frame.

“Everybody has won, and all must have prizes.”

— Lewis Carroll, Alice's Adventures in Wonderland

Elsewhere in 1946

The first Cannes Film Festival awards its Grand Prix to eleven films at once.

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